- Look at that mullet your mama just gave you, bless your heart.
- OR, You got a haircut, bless your heart.
- Looks like you're wearing more food on your shirt than you were able to eat, bless your heart.
- That's the 3rd time you've fallen down that step today, bless your heart.
- Wow, you really can't sing at all, bless your heart.
- I like your blog, bless your heart.
- You ran that mile in just over 20 minutes, bless your heart.
- Thank you for bearing your testimony, bless your heart.
- You can't play with my kids because you're really naughty, bless your heart.
- Comment: I spent 3 hours at the welfare office this afternoon and then they ended up cutting me welfare benefits. Response: Bless your heart for staying the whole 3 hours.
- Comment: No matter what I do, that cat just keeps peeing on my rug. I'd get rid of him if I didn't love him so much. Response: Bless your heart for not drowning him in a trash can!
This one is made up, but my favorite.
- You're Ryan's Sister? Bless your heart.
Okay, you get the point. I need to start saying bless your heart!
It drives Vaughn crazy when I do that. Although I do it in the form of "I just adore them but..."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! Dedra, I wish so much that there were no creeps out there so the whole wide world could read your blog.
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