Good Idea: Blowing your nose.
Bad Idea: Picking your nose.
Bad Idea: Blowing your nose with a linen napkin at a restaurant. Two reasons: blowing your nose at the table is disgusting! and do you want to be the one who has to clear that mess out? (I'm dry heaving while I type this.)
Good Idea: Going to Las Vegas.
Bad Idea: Getting your picture taken with this Elvis. This is the only picture I can show you because the other 3 or bad. Elvis is mucho perverted...just not with the minors.
Good Idea: Zupas, Cafe Rio, Macaby Fresh and Red Lobster.
Bad Idea: None - We are at all these places while we were gone.
Good Idea: Letting me borrow your juicer.
Bad Idea: 'Buying NOW!' just because I watched a captivating infomericial. {Do you understand why I don't watch television much?}
I feel like the Lord speaks directly to me when I watch infomercials. I have to "BUY NOW." So, I must not watch them - ever!
ReplyDeleteI bet Elvis was the one blowing his nose into the linen napkin, huh? I knew it!
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