I asked my two oldest if they found flashlights for a party they were going to and they both powered them on and shined them in my face.
If someone comes in with blood and I ask what happened, they recreate a fall, a punch or hair pulling--hurting themselves twice instead of just once.
To tattle about a bad word, they repeat the bad word.
If I ask if they're ready for church, they strike a pose and start walking like models.
If I ask them if their chores are done, they have no idea and have go and look to see if anyone did them yet.
I love them