Awkward: I wore my swimsuit under my clothes to the gym today and after my shower, I realized I forgot a brasier.
Awkward: Nicole went to the gym in jeans and sequined fake toms. She had choir music with her. Oy.
For the record, she walked two miles on a treadmill and I would not let her bring her music in. What a mean mother she has.
I think that's plenty of awkward for one post. We're overachievers in these here parts.