Do Not Disturb!

Here is a list of things my kids have asked me/told me while I was in the bathroom in the last week or so.  Please note: I was with them before I excused myself to the restroom. We had been having lively conversation and banter. They were not shunned or ordered to be silent. Like that would even work!

• Will you type in the password to the kindle?
• I need to get a new pink shirt. I think this one is a little small.
• Do you think we can go to a water park on my birthday?
• Three weeks ago I got in trouble at school. I forgot to have you sign this.
• What's for dinner?
• Can you take me to the store?
• What are you doing?
• Are you going to the bathroom?
• After 2 solid minutes of continual knocking on my bedroom door: Why is your door locked?
• Will you make me new pajamas to wear tonight?
• Can I go outside?
• Can I color?
• Why didn't you tell me where you were going?
• I can touch my head with my foot.
• Can I borrow some earbuds?
• Can I play on the computer?
• Can we watch a movie/TV?
• What are our plans for Saturday? {This was asked today...Tuesday. While I was away from the nerds for less than two minutes.}
• What time is Dad going to be home? {It wasn't even 3 yet. He's never home until after 5, but normally closer to 6 or 7.}
• Can you make me an appointment with the dentist?
• Are you going to Carie's tonight.
• Are you going to bed?
• Did you  hear me burp just now in the kitchen?
• Next time you go to the store, will you buy some jalapeno peppers?

Can't a girl just go in peace?  The kids never bother Ken!

ps. I know I'm preaching to the choir.